Have you heard of the WERE-PIGS?

You know with the past few years, movies have been extolling all sorts of olden day monster. We have Vampires that are now trying to project themselves as cool and romantic (Twilight) and typical human nonsense (True Blood) and then there is the rash of Zombie movies with the occassional werewolves and frankenstein

Well, I am here to tell you of a real life thing called the Werepigs. You have seen them everywhere and I mean everywhere except that generally they can disguise themselves as humans. But they are were pigs, I kid you not. How do you tell?

First, their appetites and I mean huge. Food, life, everything good they want, want, want

Second, their laziness. So they try to delegate out all work and responsibilities and blame and merely sit to collect the rewards, accolades and success. And they will deny everything should anything go wrong and find a scapegoat. Sincerity is all fake

Third, selfishness or rather, self-centeredness. Everything is about them and they will tell you how good they are, how unselfish, how they deserve more but no one ever appreciates them. And they will denounce everyone

Generally, physically, they are also large

There - that's a werepig. So go around and look around - family, so called friends and colleagues. Are any of them living amongst you?

I had the pleasure of quite a few in this lifetime. Why even today, I had the delight of handling one. He kept pressuring everyone to meet and finalize a contract. He blamed everyone for not moving on this and saying everyone should focus. He blamed his boss for lately not able to focus. He blamed his subordinates for not being more demanding and pushy to his boss. So what exactly does he do? And during the meeting, for 2 whole hours aside from whacking down lunch and coffee, quiet as a mouse until all over. Most likely, he never even read the damn document. His only contribution? Why the big boss, ultimate lordship wants it signed ASAP. Gee, shouldn't we trash out the terms first? What if we hit a brickwall? O werepigs of this world! And best of all, after the meeting, when we should go back to work, well he has other things to do in the city and left for his errands. How lovely a human being is the werepig!